Money, money, money. Always funny.

Want to work with me? Check out my rate sheet to see if I fit in the budget. It’s good to remember that these are approximate rates and liable to change. Download my rate sheet here.

A few FAQs

What makes proposal rates change from what’s listed in the rates sheet?

We all tend to underestimate the complexity of our projects and the effort required to complete them. Things like a tight timeline, a lot of stakeholders, and the amount of collateral you need can change the proposal estimate.

Another one that often changes the proposal rate is having big, unanswered questions about your business floating around. Things like not knowing your target audience and channels, not having a vision for your brand, not having a game plan or KPIs. It can make working with you more complicated, as part of the project involves facilitating the resolution of those questions. This means taking off my copywriter hat and putting on my facilitator hat. You can imagine the dry cleaning bills!

Do you work for free?

Sometimes! If I feel like it and if I like you and if your project is cool. All you can do is ask.

Do you work on retainer?

Sure, love to. However, as the government refuses to issue me a Time Turner, I regretfully have a limited number of hours available per week. I can’t guarantee my availability for retainer work ongoing but am always willing to try to make it work.

You’re a bit out of my budget. What can I do?

Firstly, I would recommend writing a request for more money and throwing it into an enchanted well. The spirits may grant your request if they are in good humour or if the moon is full. If that fails, let’s chat about it. I can tailor packages to most budgets or help you pitch for more funding (not pitch into a well, pitch for real money).

What’s this weird rash I have on my arm?

I am not a doctor but it’s probably chocolate.